When you’re young you’re often working for the weekend, but some people either salt money away, or make the right investments enabling them to relax and fully enjoy their more mature years (provided they live that long and don’t hit 40 and blow it all in some debauched party where they have a heart attack cos their non-partying heart just cannot take that action)

MILFVixen.com knows what every woman wants deep down as well as deep inside…comfortable golden years sunning themselves in orgasmic nirvana all day long.

The sexual revolution changed a lot of things for those stay-at-home wives/mothers nowadays known as milf’s. MILFVixen.com shows us here that one tradition has lasted hundreds of years. (just in a slightly modified way)

While the man of the house is off making money, the wife/mother stays at home making pies…nowadays though the pies tend to be made of the creamy pie-filling this milf just got pumped full of.

They say doctors know best and 30-plus years ago the doctors already knew that this MILFVixen.com nympho would grow up to be the slut she is today…

You see, everyone knows that when it comes to wild women it’s the ‘ins and the outs’ that make the ride worthwhile, and she was sculpted from the beginning to be an in n out kinda gal, with her innie and outtie belly-button.

Hindus…East Indians…whatever you wanna call em; when it comes to their chicks they come in two categories…the super hot and the super not.

MILFVixen.com realizes this, as well as the fact that the milf phenomena is International, and that a Hindu slut will worship your beef as much as they worship the cows beef comes from.

MILFVixen.com mamas are some of the best moms around cos they understand the value of fun…toys, and getting to go for a ride.

Have you ever been at a store where they have those riding things that you put a quarter into and your kid bounces up and down having a great old time? Well next time, pay attention and you’ll see that the hot well serviced milfs always understand the value and thrill of a good cheap ride.

Studies show that 97 percent of married women, at some point during their marriage, indulge themselves in a sexual or romantic affair…often with a younger guy as it helps make them feel younger as they look at the big four-zero approaching.

MILFVixen.com takes this opportunity to remind all you cheating milfs out there to remember, you must get rid of all evidence. Of course, you’ll be making sure to use condoms so that you don’t have to explain your blonde, blue eyed son to your dark-haired dark-eyed husband nine months after your affair. So make sure after sucking all that cum out, to get rid of the evidence.

When you’re young, unless you’re a commie or something, you get inundated with whimsical stories of fancy called nursery rhymes. These nursery rhymes stick in your head and see you through those boring periods when you’re three years old. When you look at them as an adult though, you may say ‘What the hell did that nursery rhyme mean, it really doesn’t make much sense.’

Those hot slutty 30-somethings at MILFVixen.com have lived and learned that Jack Horner is actually a milf nursery rhyme…eating his pie, sticking in his finger, pulling it out all wet and shiny and saying ‘What a good boy am I…I made this nympho milfo cum’.

You ever notice how there are all these commercials for furniture places on TV that try to draw and entice people into their stores for their super duper ultra special sales and they tend to advertise mostly during Sunday football games, etc.

If MILFVixen.com had a furniture store they would know that the time to advertise is weekdays during the soaps. After all it’s usually the wife who picks the furniture anyway, and she’s the one who will spend her time riding on it during the day while the guy’s at work…so market the product to the consumer.

Giving the quim a trim is totally in and those sluts at MILFVixen.com and I have a burning question that fucking needs to be answered…

In today’s walking the line, pushing the envelope and over the edge society where millions of dollars are spent on advertising…when the hell are we going to get to see some hot milf shaving her pussy on TV to advertise some woman’s razor?

For most of us the favorite part of travelling is arriving…everyone likes that feeling of taxiing in and knowing you’re about to reach the destination you set out to reach when you began.

MILFVixen.com models know from years of experience that there is more than one definition for the term landing strip. They like their young studs with a nice trim landing strip to add some clit pleasing as they drive on to the destination that they set out to reach…climax canyon.