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While the man of the house is off making money, the wife/mother stays at home making pies…nowadays though the pies tend to be made of the creamy pie-filling this milf just got pumped full of.

You see, everyone knows that when it comes to wild women it’s the ‘ins and the outs’ that make the ride worthwhile, and she was sculpted from the beginning to be an in n out kinda gal, with her innie and outtie belly-button.

MILFVixen.com realizes this, as well as the fact that the milf phenomena is International, and that a Hindu slut will worship your beef as much as they worship the cows beef comes from.

Have you ever been at a store where they have those riding things that you put a quarter into and your kid bounces up and down having a great old time? Well next time, pay attention and you’ll see that the hot well serviced milfs always understand the value and thrill of a good cheap ride.

MILFVixen.com takes this opportunity to remind all you cheating milfs out there to remember, you must get rid of all evidence. Of course, you’ll be making sure to use condoms so that you don’t have to explain your blonde, blue eyed son to your dark-haired dark-eyed husband nine months after your affair. So make sure after sucking all that cum out, to get rid of the evidence.

Those hot slutty 30-somethings at MILFVixen.com have lived and learned that Jack Horner is actually a milf nursery rhyme…eating his pie, sticking in his finger, pulling it out all wet and shiny and saying ‘What a good boy am I…I made this nympho milfo cum’.

If MILFVixen.com had a furniture store they would know that the time to advertise is weekdays during the soaps. After all it’s usually the wife who picks the furniture anyway, and she’s the one who will spend her time riding on it during the day while the guy’s at work…so market the product to the consumer.

In today’s walking the line, pushing the envelope and over the edge society where millions of dollars are spent on advertising…when the hell are we going to get to see some hot milf shaving her pussy on TV to advertise some woman’s razor?

MILFVixen.com models know from years of experience that there is more than one definition for the term landing strip. They like their young studs with a nice trim landing strip to add some clit pleasing as they drive on to the destination that they set out to reach…climax canyon.